this is my new character, goopin. he likes grimey dubstep and american muscle cars from the 1960s. he is made of oil, and was formed when a truck driver with  a million-watt sound system played the nastiest, dirtiest, most earthshaking dubstep track of all time. we’ll never know what track it was, because he didn’t survive.

the frequencies caused the molecular structure of the thousands of gallons of oil to shift and mutate in unpredictable and incredible ways, causing an implosion that turned the tanker inside out and gave birth to goopin, who then snuck into a 1968 charger when its driver stopped to check out the accident.

he now lives in los angeles, where he makes his living as a dubstep producer and classic car show judge.